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Tis But a Scratch

Tis But a Scratch published on 163 Comments on Tis But a Scratch
Looks Like Quick Made it out in one piece  just a little blemish across the face  and it now looks like Chrissy is realizing that Reiko might have had a point about her making a mistake in letting her relationship with Quick go. She better get over her Trust issues quick ! oh Raven  i do believe you had a bit too much XD
  • Fluff-Kevlar

    You’re pretty Raven. Pretty drunk.

    • Chepeshot

      -snrk- I see what you did there…

    • Zoie Falcona

      Maybe, but she’s still a pretty mousie

      • Tiberiosity

        Pretty, yes. But she’s also a wee bit of a bitch,

        • alex_longfur

          Well, I think she’s just got a minority complex and takes it out on bustier women.

        • Zoie Falcona

          Not really. Alex hit it when he mentioned her inferiority complex as well as her being competitive. She also knows what is a good thing and goes after it without shame.

        • Braincrush

          she just needs a good humping and then she’ll go from bitchy to sweet by morning

          • Raconis

            Amen

          • Raconis

            Amen

  • Fluff-Kevlar

    You’re pretty Raven. Pretty drunk.

    • Chepeshot

      -snrk- I see what you did there…

    • Zoie Falcona

      Maybe, but she’s still a pretty mousie

      • Tiberiosity

        Pretty, yes. But she’s also a wee bit of a bitch,

        • alex_longfur

          Well, I think she’s just got a minority complex and takes it out on bustier women.

        • Zoie Falcona

          Not really. Alex hit it when he mentioned her inferiority complex as well as her being competitive. She also knows what is a good thing and goes after it without shame.

  • Cory Tenorio

    Cuckoo cuckoo!!

  • MrAMP

    *Jokingly*
    How’s it even glowing?

    But yeah…Raven is totally drunk. And I imagine that no one will take advantage of her. Totally no one…–

    Yeah, Reiko will probably go for that XD

    • GES280

      you’ve obviously never been slapped by a girl with all of her strength.

      • MrAMP

        I have…twice, but it was never that red…and glowing!

        • Dnomy

          Yeah but this was no ordinary slap, this was a ninja slap.

        • feartheswans

          Jasmine is also significantly stronger than her typical Female peers. Its the difference between getting slapped by Paris Hilton or getting slapped by a Big Biker Chick.

      • MrAMP

        I have…twice, but it was never that red…and glowing!

        • Dnomy

          Yeah but this was no ordinary slap, this was a ninja slap.

        • Feartheswans

          Jasmine is also significantly stronger than her typical Female peers. Its the difference between getting slapped by Paris Hilton or getting slapped by a Big Biker Chick.

      • mrjbird

        can’t say i have been slapped but i’ve been knocked out for as it was put “being an idiot for defending her” then again at that point i was barely standing

        • alex_longfur

          Funny thing is… I kinda asked a girl to slap me as hard as she could. It sure as hell stung. She’s a friend and we both walked away laughing our asses off.

          • mrjbird

            if you know you’re well enough to get slapped like that and laugh afterwards then power too you.

          • alex_longfur

            Umm, weird fact about me… laughing is how I deal with or react to pain.

          • mrjbird

            can’t say i’m different, but i go overboard with the laughing during fights and it’s lead to people avoiding conflict with me. it’s nice

          • alex_longfur

            That it is.

          • mrjbird

            glad to hear i’m not the only one with an evil laugh

          • mrjbird

            glad to hear i’m not the only one with an evil laugh

          • Dusty

            I’m like that too. My buddy wants to start a bar fight and see how it turns out. As someone smashed a poolstick across your back and you laugh a little,

          • mrjbird

            sounds like my last family reunion, started with a shot glass ended with both sides of the family brawling in the front yard

      • mrjbird

        can’t say i have been slapped but i’ve been knocked out for as it was put “being an idiot for defending her” then again at that point i was barely standing

        • alex_longfur

          Funny thing is… I kinda asked a girl to slap me as hard as she could. It sure as hell stung. She’s a friend and we both walked away laughing our asses off.

          • mrjbird

            if you know you’re well enough to get slapped like that and laugh afterwards then power too you.

          • alex_longfur

            Umm, weird fact about me… laughing is how I deal with or react to pain.

          • Dusty

            I’m like that too. My buddy wants to start a bar fight and see how it turns out. As someone smashed a poolstick across your back and you laugh a little,

    • RedDwarfIV

      It’s probably glowing for the same reason that you can see Jazmin’s blush in panel 3.

      In manga-style art, blood glows. Which explains how his slap mark is glowing – all the blood is rushing to that area.

      • S Wolf95.

        that may be true…except in manga they never ask WHY it’s glowing. at least not it the mangas ive read

  • MaveriKat

    Raven is not taking her life well at all…

  • Cory Tenorio

    Cuckoo cuckoo!!

  • MrAMP

    *Jokingly*
    How’s it even glowing?

    But yeah…Raven is totally drunk. And I imagine that no one will take advantage of her. Totally no one…–

    Yeah, Reiko will probably go for that XD

    • RedDwarfIV

      It’s probably glowing for the same reason that you can see Jazmin’s blush in panel 3.

      In manga-style art, blood glows. Which explains how his slap mark is glowing – all the blood is rushing to that area.

      • S Wolf95.

        that may be true…except in manga they never ask WHY it’s glowing. at least not it the mangas ive read

  • MaveriKat

    Raven is not taking her life well at all…

  • Wolf0218

    DAMN!!!

  • Cameron Harrison

    Looks like the kitty cat and the mousie are about to have a touching moment! :3

  • bluewulv

    Something tells me Reiko is gonna wanna help with giving Quick a massage.

    • GES280

      nah. Reiko doesn’t really care about other guys when she’s got Sky.

      • Keegan

        Talking about Sky. How long do you think it well take Jaz to go hunt him down and him up for throwing Quick on her?

        • Keegan

          Hurt him*

          • DarkPhoenix

            both :O

        • Raconis

          Hurt him, or thank him for what’s obiously been well recieved enough for her to actively try to strip Quick down for another lok, or…

  • bluewulv

    Something tells me Reiko is gonna wanna help with giving Quick a massage.

    • GES280

      nah. Reiko doesn’t really care about other guys when she’s got Sky.

      • Keegan

        Talking about Sky. How long do you think it well take Jaz to go hunt him down and him up for throwing Quick on her?

        • Keegan

          Hurt him*

          • The Protoss Disco-Ball

            both :O

        • Raconis

          Hurt him, or thank him for what’s obiously been well recieved enough for her to actively try to strip Quick down for another lok, or…

  • NixieSeal

    Mmmm. Lime GR8. With 27 other flavors, including Pinot Grigio.

  • NixieSeal

    Mmmm. Lime GR8. With 27 other flavors, including Pinot Grigio.

  • green-swordsman

    first Ouch

    second man raven is totally hammered

  • green-swordsman

    first Ouch

    second man raven is totally hammered

  • Sabourok

    Am I crazy, or was that last line from the Fairly Odd Parents?

    • Zoie Falcona

      It’s a common gag line for a gal that’s drunk. A variant of it is “You don’t think I’m pretty, don’t you”

  • Sabourok

    Am I crazy, or was that last line from the Fairly Odd Parents?

    • Zoie Falcona

      It’s a common gag line for a gal that’s drunk. A variant of it is “You don’t think I’m pretty, don’t you”

  • This comic just keeps getting hot!

    • melstin

      Go home raven, you’re drunk…….

  • This comic just keeps getting hot!

  • melstin

    Go home raven, you’re drunk…….

  • The Name is Quack

    Is drunk Raven the only thing people are talking about?

    • BlackWind

      Not entirely there is also the fact that Chrissy is regretting putting Quick in the “friendzone” as somewhat her heart aches for him and while being stubborn she has to stand idly by as other girls flirt with him teasing him while she watches n sees what he does.

  • The Name is Quack

    Is drunk Raven the only thing people are talking about?

    • BlackWind

      Not entirely there is also the fact that Chrissy is regretting putting Quick in the “friendzone” as somewhat her heart aches for him and while being stubborn she has to stand idly by as other girls flirt with him teasing him while she watches n sees what he does.

  • Voltaire

    I sense drunk bonding is on the way~! maybe Ravin’s Cat & Mouse video has more of a chance then we thought!

  • Volt

    I sense drunk bonding is on the way~! maybe Ravin’s Cat & Mouse video has more of a chance then we thought!

  • JTyler117

    Oh look, it’s GR8 from Las Lindas.

    • fullmetalsupersaiyan

      I noticed that

      • Dnomy

        I noticed that too.

  • JTyler117

    Oh look, it’s GR8 from Las Lindas.

    • fullmetalsupersaiyan

      I noticed that

      • Dnomy

        I noticed that too.

  • Gabria93

    Recover, girls. There’s a new enemy common enemy now.

  • Gabria93

    Recover, girls. There’s a new enemy common enemy now.

  • Mage

    I’m not crazy, YOU’RE CRAZY! Especially you, Nappa! :/

    • Aaron Goodrick

      Vegeta, I think your rage just broke. (T4*. Doing abridges that last.) I’m sorry for that, I don’t usually do stuff like this. I just really liked that scene from DBZ Abridged.

      • recallshifter

        While my hope for what had to happen did not come true, it looks like quick might just be getting an even better deal with that “full body massage” especially if she learned it from her sister

        • Tucker

          bow chicka bow wow

          • recallshifter

            the only thing left is to wonder if Jazmin will get so into it and in her own fantasy about quick that she forgets that her sister is in the same room, probably with a video camera to document Jazmin’s “first time” for her mother

          • recallshifter

            or more for “private” use, just something to be playing on tv when reiko and skye are in a lull

      • Max West

        Talk about disproportionate retribution.

  • Mage

    I’m not crazy, YOU’RE CRAZY! Especially you, Nappa! :/

    • Aaron Goodrick

      Vegeta, I think your rage just broke. (T4*. Doing abridges that last.) I’m sorry for that, I don’t usually do stuff like this. I just really liked that scene from DBZ Abridged.

  • DaveOtow

    I blame Riko… why well, she probbably take things little to far. got her siter drunk, and throws Quick at her sister (well she told her boyfriend to throw him -_-)

    but on the bright side I am glad to hear reven. ^^

  • recallshifter

    While my hope for what had to happen did not come true, it looks like quick might just be getting an even better deal with that “full body massage” especially if she learned it from her sister

    • Tucker

      bow chicka bow wow

      • recallshifter

        the only thing left is to wonder if Jazmin will get so into it and in her own fantasy about quick that she forgets that her sister is in the same room, probably with a video camera to document Jazmin’s “first time” for her mother

        • recallshifter

          or more for “private” use, just something to be playing on tv when reiko and skye are in a lull

  • Carbuncle21

    what happen to all that confidence she had not to long ago now she’s drinking troubles away

  • Carbuncle21

    what happen to all that confidence she had not to long ago now she’s drinking troubles away

  • Max West

    Talk about disproportionate retribution.

  • KanjiTM

    Next Raven makes out with Chrissy…Drunkenly.

    • BlackWind

      Not likely as Chrissy is not gonna let her do that as she don’t like Raven much especially the way she’s been towards her

  • KanjiTM

    Next Raven makes out with Chrissy…Drunkenly.

    • BlackWind

      Not likely as Chrissy is not gonna let her do that as she don’t like Raven much especially the way she’s been towards her

  • Zoie Falcona

    Jazmin slapped the fur off the poor boy. Definitely the next leader of the Usagi clan

  • Zoie Falcona

    Jazmin slapped the fur off the poor boy. Definitely the next leader of the Usagi clan

  • steve

    I think that slap is from a cast iron shape as a hand that’s been in a furnace for at least 5 hours to get that hot and leave that mark on his face!!! O_o

  • steve

    I think that slap is from a cast iron shape as a hand that’s been in a furnace for at least 5 hours to get that hot and leave that mark on his face!!! O_o

  • bladra

    i wonder if she is drunk enough to be tricked

  • bladra

    i wonder if she is drunk enough to be tricked

  • william

    youch, quite a welt on quick. at least she didn’t break his butt. also, i didn’t know raven was a sad drunk, she says funny things when she’s inebriated, though.

  • william

    youch, quite a welt on quick. at least she didn’t break his butt. also, i didn’t know raven was a sad drunk, she says funny things when she’s inebriated, though.

  • now that’s i call a bad slap

  • now that’s i call a bad slap

  • raven you are pretty

  • raven you are pretty

  • Dnomy

    Full body massage. That’ll lead to some interesting background dialogue in the middle of Chrissy and Raven bonding time.

  • Dnomy

    Full body massage. That’ll lead to some interesting background dialogue in the middle of Chrissy and Raven bonding time.

  • Kanaker

    YEAH! more Jazmin x Quick!

  • Braincrush

    Damn he got ninja bitch slapped hard

  • Braincrush

    Damn he got ninja bitch slapped hard

  • Vince

    I going to use that line when I get drunk… No officer, I swear to drunk I’m not God 😀

  • Vince

    I going to use that line when I get drunk… No officer, I swear to drunk I’m not God 😀

  • Antwon Vazquez

    I’m sensing a Failry Odd Parents reference here XD

  • Antwon Vazquez

    I’m sensing a Failry Odd Parents reference here XD

  • DarkPhoenix

    Am I the only one who feels bad for Raven? She totally just broke down 🙁

    • Mr. Al

      Am I the only one who think Skye and Rei get’s off way to easy every time they do these “pranks” that end up seriously hurting someone? Heck, they’re not even apologizing!

  • The Protoss Disco-Ball

    Am I the only one who feels bad for Raven? She totally just broke down 🙁

    • Mr. Al

      Am I the only one who think Skye and Rei get’s off way to easy every time they do these “pranks” that end up seriously hurting someone? Heck, they’re not even apologizing!

  • angel of furrys

    for a story like this i rather quick end up whit both christ and raven and Reiko sister but that just me

  • angel of furrys

    for a story like this i rather quick end up whit both christ and raven and Reiko sister but that just me

  • Guest

    ._. can i have a message next?…pweez….. x3 and can quick help

  • Guest

    ._. can i have a message next?…pweez….. x3 and can quick help

  • Cathy

    x3 can me and quick share that message?

  • Cathy

    x3 can me and quick share that message?

  • CyberDeinonychus

    “NO OFFICER! I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!”

    lol

    Nice one. XD

  • CyberDeinonychus

    “NO OFFICER! I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!”

    lol

    Nice one. XD

  • shade

    Damn son! You’re lucky she didn’t take your head off with that smack. Enjoy this!

    • Vonith

      That’s the second time I’ve heard the “I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!” My first was in theater class…we had to take a minute for the laughing to stop, good days.

  • shade

    Damn son! You’re lucky she didn’t take your head off with that smack. Enjoy this!

  • Dragoncat

    GOD MY OH! I can’t believe how much drunk Raven is when she’s nicer! Thank driving she’s not goodness!

  • Roja

    i sware to drunk, i’m not god, HAHA

  • Axel5506

    Romeo and Juliet reference for the title?

    • GES280

      don’t you mean Monty Python?

      • Axel5506

        Well when mercutio gets stabbed my tybalt he says “HA! tis but a scratch

        • GES280

          I am so ashamed for forgetting that.

      • Axel5506

        Well when mercutio gets stabbed my tybalt he says “HA! tis but a scratch

  • Axel5506

    Romeo and Juliet reference for the title?

  • Vonith

    That’s the second time I’ve heard the “I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!” My first was in theater class…we had to take a minute for the laughing to stop, good days.

  • The Great Cansabans

    well do I see a new can of GR8 there……looks like a certain company is doing good there

    • I wonder if the GR8 drink is an energy drink or a soda, is it a cola?

  • The Great Cansabans

    well do I see a new can of GR8 there……looks like a certain company is doing good there

  • S Wolf95.

    “DAYUM” i never get tired of this comic. p.s. HYPER NINJA SLAP OF PAIN!!!!!!!

  • S Wolf95.

    “DAYUM” i never get tired of this comic. p.s. HYPER NINJA SLAP OF PAIN!!!!!!!

  • Vocal Tune

    I think every is busy with work and/or school ATM. 1St comment! Ah expected…but I was expecting more than a slap which lucky for quick was all he got. Loving the quick x Jasmine possibility. I laughed so hard at raven getting drunk! XD

    -gasps- the gr8 drink shown in..las Lindas! Awesome! 8D

  • CinnamonSalve

    I swear to drunk, I’m not God.
    God’s over there, high of his almighty ass on the veranda.

  • Shadowkey392

    Ok. You’re pretty, Raven. And we know you’re not God.

  • Dracoson

    Is it bad I know that tequilla bottle?
    Is it worse it’s almost empty?

  • Tech

    Oh dear…